Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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