There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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