So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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