Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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