That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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