This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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