Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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