is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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