Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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