do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
pray to the hookup gods
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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