Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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