brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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