brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
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