I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
