He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
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