I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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