the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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