I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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