scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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