Don't you send me to vm
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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