What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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