i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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