THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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