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(203): View more from Connecticut

Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream

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(319): View more from Iowa

I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Operation Purity has been aborted

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(801): View more from Utah

He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...

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(303): View more from Colorado

So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?

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(970): View more from Colorado

I feel like my teeth are sweating.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.

(856): View more from New Jersey

dear god, who put you in a cab?

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(586): View more from Michigan

Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing

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(732): View more from New Jersey

never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself

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