I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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