please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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