I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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