Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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