This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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