Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Randomize
