The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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