How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
