I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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