i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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