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say what?
wanna hang out?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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