life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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