Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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