Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I'm having to shit out rocks
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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