We should be called the Road Head Warriors
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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