I want to walk on stilts...naked
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
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