We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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