from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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