Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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