In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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