Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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