Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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