just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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