You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
