When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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