i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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