Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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