that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
the raccoons are back...
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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