Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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