I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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