But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I looked at my own cervix.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
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