That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
only you would photoshop your dick
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Randomize