is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize