what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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