i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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